tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18304018903468467822011-11-28T04:09:12.044+02:00Un zambet pentru toti...Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.comBlogger281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-30849600236960270812010-06-06T11:56:00.002+03:002010-06-06T12:00:04.119+03:00Nunta la romani e cea mai tare. Urmariti acest filmulet si spuneti daca nu e asa...<br /><br /><object width="408" height="340" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-a66b72bc4a8e5df1" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v9.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da66b72bc4a8e5df1%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330361223%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D6B4774185D64B0DF55E8630487705C97A6C6ABF5.8116F38F38049AB2D35D82172B58D72F0429D433%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da66b72bc4a8e5df1%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DZMTix5PBHtO9wtdA_Nd0a6tOFjU&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="408" height="340" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v9.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da66b72bc4a8e5df1%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330361223%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D6B4774185D64B0DF55E8630487705C97A6C6ABF5.8116F38F38049AB2D35D82172B58D72F0429D433%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da66b72bc4a8e5df1%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DZMTix5PBHtO9wtdA_Nd0a6tOFjU&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><br /><br />Am avut dreptate?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-3084960023696027081?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-36887172881134371512009-11-03T18:49:00.004+02:002009-11-03T18:52:22.590+02:00Oare asa arata Mr. Bean cand era bebelus? :))<br />Sper ca nu.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SvBfZxNBL5I/AAAAAAAAABM/8vVtwc7wHBQ/s1600-h/mr+bean.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 290px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SvBfZxNBL5I/AAAAAAAAABM/8vVtwc7wHBQ/s400/mr+bean.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399920849526534034" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-3688717288113437151?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-981788070090551282009-09-24T14:19:00.004+03:002009-09-24T14:29:08.469+03:00Valeu... ce burdan are asta! Sigur bate recordul la 100m viteza :))<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SrtXOErXF8I/AAAAAAAAAA8/WfCaBaJU87g/s1600-h/get_image.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 246px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SrtXOErXF8I/AAAAAAAAAA8/WfCaBaJU87g/s320/get_image.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384993678736955330" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-98178807009055128?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-18555971412249540982009-09-24T13:52:00.004+03:002010-01-06T21:30:30.972+02:00Da... cam asa se pot lua cateva mingi in freza<br /><br /><object height="315" width="420"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.filebox.ro/video/FileboxPlayer_provider.php" style="" id="mediaplayer" name="mediaplayer" quality="high" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="source_script=http://videoserver835.filebox.ro/get_video.php&amp;key=1vj7ky1hk6yh6rg8&amp;autostart=0&amp;getLink=http://fbx.ro/v/1vj7ky1hk6yh6rg8&amp;splash=http://imageserver.filebox.ro/get_splash.php?key=1vj7ky1hk6yh6rg8&amp;link=http://fbx.ro/v/1vj7ky1hk6yh6rg8" height="315" width="420"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-1855597141224954098?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-83397655790532864482009-09-20T16:34:00.002+03:002009-09-20T16:39:16.092+03:00Atentie cum faceti exercitii la sala. Uitati ce se poate intampla.<br /><br /><object width="405" height="335" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-36e4312922050dfc" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D36e4312922050dfc%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330361223%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D1E280B8858B6DCC7F16D504A18B9F30FD6448AFD.337313E3C076DBB9DC27A940A10AEE3695D688%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D36e4312922050dfc%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dw77ZmPT94jATuS-WuX6Jmm_fhEc&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="405" height="335" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D36e4312922050dfc%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330361223%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D1E280B8858B6DCC7F16D504A18B9F30FD6448AFD.337313E3C076DBB9DC27A940A10AEE3695D688%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D36e4312922050dfc%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Dw77ZmPT94jATuS-WuX6Jmm_fhEc&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-8339765579053286448?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-10686451987595520872009-09-20T16:30:00.000+03:002009-09-20T16:32:35.848+03:00Oare ce este acolo?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SrYut9oLbyI/AAAAAAAAAAs/BcsrTZGnzhY/s1600-h/1192971815+55.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 365px; height: 250px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SrYut9oLbyI/AAAAAAAAAAs/BcsrTZGnzhY/s320/1192971815+55.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383541771740081954" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-1068645198759552087?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-58139573667221879152009-09-17T23:30:00.001+03:002009-09-17T23:33:06.294+03:00Uite ce usor poti ramane dezbracat...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SrKccjyHgqI/AAAAAAAAAAk/bA5v9Gqs0OU/s1600-h/Poze+haioase+FUNNY+ADEt046.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 365px; height: 271px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SrKccjyHgqI/AAAAAAAAAAk/bA5v9Gqs0OU/s320/Poze+haioase+FUNNY+ADEt046.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382536519116882594" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-5813957366722187915?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-55878515691826331792009-09-17T23:25:00.002+03:002009-09-17T23:30:29.266+03:00Daca tot va duceti la pescuit, alegeti o apa care sa aiba si peste...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SrKbLOy0KmI/AAAAAAAAAAc/1_4E9uHZwto/s1600-h/Poze+haioase+FUNNY+ADEt036.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 382px; height: 349px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SrKbLOy0KmI/AAAAAAAAAAc/1_4E9uHZwto/s320/Poze+haioase+FUNNY+ADEt036.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382535121913260642" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-5587851569182633179?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-18558896557783087722009-09-17T23:11:00.003+03:002009-09-20T11:54:46.650+03:00Nu cred ca te contrazice cineva...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SrKX53UnTDI/AAAAAAAAAAU/KiSsDj-9-wk/s1600-h/Cum+spui+tu....jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/SrKX53UnTDI/AAAAAAAAAAU/KiSsDj-9-wk/s320/Cum+spui+tu....jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382531525019913266" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-1855889655778308772?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-17650206173521200822009-09-17T22:58:00.004+03:002009-09-17T23:04:49.197+03:00Inceput si sfarsit de saptamana...<br /><br /><object width="405" height="335" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-4c2c133f31a0349" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v3.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D04c2c133f31a0349%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330361223%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4B9DC1A1557B84FF96DD3E9058E66540BAC50C48.4B08B491DD2CECFDA5B49D0F44EF9D77C6F5DB4F%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D4c2c133f31a0349%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DIANLxkBABAfn67ZgtAHXxWaI_CQ&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="405" height="335" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v3.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D04c2c133f31a0349%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330361223%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4B9DC1A1557B84FF96DD3E9058E66540BAC50C48.4B08B491DD2CECFDA5B49D0F44EF9D77C6F5DB4F%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D4c2c133f31a0349%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DIANLxkBABAfn67ZgtAHXxWaI_CQ&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-1765020617352120082?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-85382712339116032962009-09-15T18:55:00.003+03:002009-09-17T22:58:10.722+03:00Trei lipoveni asteapta pe malul Dunarii sa se prinda ceva in undita.<br />Deodata un porc mistret misca niste tufisuri.<br />- Ma, daca ar fi Claudia Shiffer! zice primul.<br />- Ar fi bine si daca ar fi nevasta-mea, zice al doilea.<br />Al treilea tace putin, apoi excalma cu naduf:<br />- Cel mai bine ar fi daca ar fi intuneric!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-8538271233911603296?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-28457604914240528052009-09-15T18:53:00.001+03:002009-09-20T11:55:20.826+03:00Un alt iepuras intra intr-un supermarket si cerand un cui, intreaba: Cat ma costa un cui? Vanzatorul raspunde: " Ei, domnule, mai nimic, un cui se poate pierde la transport." Timp de o saptamana, seara de seara, iepurasul nostru cumpara de la acelasi magazin, un cui. Iritat, vanzatorul se hotaraste sa-i dea din partea firmei, drept cadou, un kilogram de cuie. La aceasta oferta, iepurasul raspunde: " A, nu, n-am<br />nevoie de un kilogram de cuie. Stiti, eu, ies seara la plimbare si n-am cui sa dau telefon"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-2845760491424052805?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-81593062139066058142009-09-15T18:52:00.002+03:002009-09-20T11:55:44.749+03:00Un iepuras intra in cofetarie si cere vanzatoarei doua banane si un suc de morcovi. Bea sucul si, spre stupefactia vanzatoarei, isi baga bananele in urechi. A doua zi, la fel. A treia zi idem. Vanzatoarea, hotarata sa afle motivul acestei purtari ciudate, ii spune, dupa patru zile, ca nu mai are banane. Iepurasul cere atunci doi morcovi si un suc de portocale. Bea sucul si isi baga morcovii in urechi. In pragul uneidepresiuni nervoase, vanzatoarea il intraba de ce isi baga morcovii in urechi. Raspunsul : "pai, daca nu mai aveti banane..."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-8159306213906605814?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-80011228706002961322009-09-15T18:44:00.001+03:002009-09-20T11:56:23.311+03:00Un copilas se uita la un nene care repara o masina:<br />- Si nene, spune copilul, in mina aveti un ciocan?<br />- Da, baietel.<br />- Si aveti doar unul?<br />- Da, baietel...<br />- Unul singur?!<br />- Da, dar de ce ma intrebi?<br />- Pentru ca tata are doua: unul cum aveti dumneavoastra si unul de cauciuc cu care isi dezdoaie caroseria...<br />Dupã un timp, din nou:<br />- Si aceea e o surubelnita?<br />- Da, baietel...<br />- Si numai pe aceea o aveti?<br />- Numai...<br />- Pai, stiti, tata are doua: si una cum aveti dumneavoastra, si una in stea pentru alte suruburi...<br />Si tot asa citeva ore bune... La un moment dat tipul pleaca dupa un colt sã faca pipi... Apare de dupã colt capul copilului, la care tipul exasperat:<br />- Hai pleaca de aici ca nu ai ce vedea... Te miri ca-mi spui ca tatal tau are si doua din astea....!<br />- Da, sã stiti, nene, ca e adevarat... are una ca a dumneavoastrã cu care face pipi si una mai mare cu care se spala mama pe dinti...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-8001122870600296132?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-89057890209080309552009-09-15T18:42:00.005+03:002009-09-20T11:57:00.055+03:00Un tip agata o gagica si neavind unde s-o duca, o duce in boschetii din parcul apropiat.<br />Fara prea multe ezitari, se apuca si i-o trage cu naduf.Gagica:<br />- Mai vreau... !!<br />I-o mai trage o data, dar la final tipa vine cu aceeasi 'solicitare'... Mai repeta bietul om 'treaba' de inca 4-5 ori, cu acelasi rezultat..! De-abia tinindu-se pe piceoare, ii zice, sa-l lase, sa faca pe alee un tur, doua, sa mai respire si se va intoarec sa o ia de la capat. Pe aleile de noape, pustii ale parcului zareste un trecator singuratic:<br />- Omule, stai putin sa-ti spunceva. Uite, am cunoscut o tipa, am venit cu ea pina aici, am facut treaba de 6 ori... nu mai pot, ajuta-ma, vino tu in locul meu, ca tot e intuneric si nu se prinde... Nu te superi, asa ca intre barbati.<br />- E 'buna' gagica ?<br />- Buna, buna si stie si de toate...<br />Se duce 'trecatorul' in boscheti, se pune temeinic pe treaba, cind apare un militian cu o lanterna (evident - tot din dotare):<br />- Aaaa... v-am prins... ! Ce faci aici ???!<br />- Pai... imi fut nevasta...<br />- A scuzati... n-am stiut...<br />- Pai... nici eu pina n-ati aprins lanterna...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-8905789020908030955?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-14378811853953104282009-09-15T18:42:00.004+03:002009-09-20T11:56:42.287+03:00Sotul si sotia in pat, noaptea. Sotul incepe sa-si mangaie cu inteles sotia, care insa ii zice:<br />In noaptea asta nu, iubitule, ca maine am programare la ginecolog si vreau sa fiu proaspata. Sotul refuzat se retrage suparat, dar peste 5 minute ii vine o idee :<br />" Iubito, dar ai cumva si programare la dentist ? "<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-1437881185395310428?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-58395161489977661182009-09-15T18:38:00.001+03:002009-09-20T11:57:17.998+03:00Merge Bula cu ta-su la plimbare intr-un Lastun.<br />La un moment dat intreaba Bula :<br />- Tata, tata chestia aia din dreapta este Marele Zid Chinezesc?<br />- Nu Bula aia este bordura......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-5839516148997766118?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-89012730112748468402009-09-15T18:32:00.003+03:002009-09-20T11:57:30.871+03:00Profesoara la scoala, incercand sa stimuleze mintile scolarilor, a intrebat:<br />" - Ce este rosu aprins si stralucitor ?"<br />Bula sare si raspunde : " Un camion de pompieri !?!"<br />"Nu ", zice profesoara , "dar imi place cum gindesti. Altcineva ?"<br />Maria zice " un mar ?" "corect !' zice profesoara.<br />Apoi Bula zice : " Am si eu o intrebare... Ce este lunga, tare, rotunjita, cu par la un cap, si o bagi si scoti din gura ???? "<br />"Bula !!!...tipa profa , "Noi nu vorbim asa aici !!!"<br />La care Bula zice: " periuta de dinti !!!. dar imi place cum gandesti !"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-8901273011274846840?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-35611160147146742122009-09-15T18:27:00.005+03:002009-09-20T12:13:54.863+03:00Bula la scoala este interpelat de profesoara - ce-i drept, cam bunuta:<br />- Mai Bula, de ce nu esti atent la lectie?<br />- Nu ma pot concentra, doamna profesoara...<br />- Pai de ce, mai Bula?<br />- M-am indragostit...<br />- Pai de cine zici tu ca te-ai indragostit?<br />- Pai de dumneavoastra, doamna...<br />- Mai Bula, asa ceva nu se poate - normal, intr-o zi ma voi casatori si eu cu un barbat,dar in nici un caz nu m-am gandit la un copil...<br />- Nici o problema, doamna, vom folosi prezervativul...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-3561116014714674212?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-9659248225073319042009-09-14T20:30:00.004+03:002009-09-20T12:14:32.664+03:00<p>Cum se vine la munca dupa weekend si cum se pleaca de la munca atunci cand vine weekend-ul...</p><p><object width="417" height="353" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-999487d8cfc3b1ac" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" 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/>Super fain...<br /><br /><object width="405" height="336" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-efc0e1027d8fe702" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt2.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Defc0e1027d8fe702%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330361223%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D2EC58355E15379AD7759A51CA18D2191BE368935.5816434DC42B1C27D3E8BFD51EFB1A5945DC6065%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Defc0e1027d8fe702%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DEIemG40qgDnNxkBy_rQASRcOJrc&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" 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face lumea cand se plictiseste...<br /><br /><object width="405" height="338" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-f23483e610dc927a" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v7.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Df23483e610dc927a%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1330361223%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D4E5F5AFC9E02302A13389B5CFB5D7F71F8A0B83F.180DDDE6746881FE693F90C8D96F153B978384E0%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Df23483e610dc927a%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D6-WPe5MTTWlVxXZNcv8rw9A4ne0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" 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Super tare.<br />Asta da nunta intre prieteni...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/So7eWnzlZvI/AAAAAAAAAAM/1KJZWQutUVU/s1600-h/ce+face+sotul+tau+la+nunta.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 386px; height: 358px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NAzdXwYEu8Y/So7eWnzlZvI/AAAAAAAAAAM/1KJZWQutUVU/s320/ce+face+sotul+tau+la+nunta.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372475885723412210" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1830401890346846782-1625167527505819201?l=cevacomic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elvihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14197049492857769962noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1830401890346846782.post-58804969072323878102009-08-19T20:13:00.002+03:002009-09-20T11:51:43.024+03:00Nu ma daranjati cand mananc!<br /><br /><object width="405" height="338" class="BLOG_video_class" 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